Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
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1. Name: Bridget

An amazingly happy, yet clumsy person, who is so nice and is always helpful to cheer up everyone else.
I need a Bridget. (in example of needing the happiness)
You pulled a Bridget. (in example of the clumsiness)


2. Age: 14

The age of sexual consent in CANADA. When you turn 14 you can be fucked.
ME: Now that you're 14 we can FUCK!
HER: *SLAP*


3. What should you be doing?: drinking

The act of pursuing happiness and self destruction at the same time.
"How can I be so thirsty this morning when I drank so much last night?"


4. Favorite Color: purple

Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!


5. Birthplace: Norfolk

The home of the Largest Navy base in the world, and the reason Va Beach even Exists
Norfolk, Va, the heart of Hampton Roads


7. Last person you talked to: Kim

to smack in the face with testicles, in a decidedly feminine manner
That guy tried to score with her, but he totally got kimmed instead! Shit!


8. One of your nicknames: Bridge

A part of a song which links a verse or the chorus to another verse or the chorus. Usually distinguished by a slightly different instrumental, e.g. a changing guitar riff, or a thinner drumline
James Brown: "Bobby! Should I take 'em to the bridge? Take 'em to the bridge? (Go 'head!) hit me now! Come on! Stay on the scene, a-like a sex machine!"


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What you learn out of that: Nothing
How fun it was to do: not fun at all